Michele Bachmann, Minnesota Rep and 2010 Republican Presidential Candidate, has crazy eyes. You would too if Uranus was honing in on your natal Aries sun and your moon was in Aquarius. That’s a lot of electricity.

Bachmann’s sun is in impulsive Aries and moon in electric but aloof Aquarius. Aquarius has a kind of nervous energy because the energy moves much more quickly than the pace of the earth. Earth time is too slow for Aquarius.

Image of Bachmann for you –

You are on the highway in the left lane doing a nice 75 mph in a 65 mph zone. A car zooms up behind you, tails you, weaves back and forth just so you know how slow you are going and fairly pushes you into the middle lane. You think you’re going fast – ha!

You might resist a little, if you’re not a fixed sign, or resist a lot if you’re a Taurus, Leo, Scorpio or Aquarius. But sometimes you just move into the middle lane because, frankly, it’s too early in the morning for such a show down and you haven’t had enough coffee to really start your first fight of the day. You’ll pick your battles at work and put the rush-hour battle aside.

Bachmann is tailing you.

Mars in Capricorn says she will make you move out of the way. So just go, if you know what’s good for you – even if you’re a fixed sign. Fixed signs have fortitude and determination, but Bachmann is like a high-pitched note that just makes you want to relent quickly.

Bachmann has a grand cardinal cross with Sun/mercury in Aries, Uranus in Cancer, Neptune in Libra and Mars in Capricorn. Cardinal signs are the bossy signs. Do this, go here, get mommy a glass of water, that kind of stuff.

Currently Pluto is transiting Capricorn, Uranus Aries, Saturn Libra and Mars will be in Cancer. That’s a grand cross that will activate Bachmann’s natal grand cross. Whether she runs for President of the United States, the PTA or her local knitting group, Bachmann will be encountering relationship issues.

Bachmann also has a grand fire trine (almost) with Sun/mercury in Aries, Pluto/Jupiter in Leo and Saturn in Sagittarius.

Whew! I haven’t seen this much energy since looking at John Boehner’s chart. If those two were to ever join forces, we’d all be driving in the slow lane.

I haven’t followed the Bachmann story much. What I see in the chart is someone who should not be underestimated. Pluto in Capricorn will be on that Mars, so Bachmann will do just about anything to fulfill her ambitions. This could get very, very nasty.

She could easily rule a Latin or South American country – those countries love fire signs and also allow women to become president.

Maybe this is the woman that will finally bust through the glass ceiling of the US Presidency. Rather than feeling cuts from the broken, flying glass, Bachmann will probably find the sound of cracking glass exhilarating and the cuts on her hands a mark of achievement.