October 22 President Debate: Astrological Weather Forecast

Columbus, OH: On Monday, October 22 in Boca Raton, Florida there is a strong chance of an emotional frost that stings to the touch as the moon and Saturn embrace in the sign of Scorpio. Feelings may be hurt which will be nursed and licked for the rest of time.

While the tone is frosty, there are foreign Jupiter in Gemini /Mars in Sagittarius allergens in the air which are known to cause “foot-in-mouth disease.” OHA advices that the candidates wear soft and tasty shoes as eating one’s own foot is cause for unpleasant taste in the mouth.

These Gemini/Sagittarius allergens also cause words to flow from the mouth without filtering through the brain. Because of that, the words should be quite interesting and fun but may cause headaches for the listeners.

With moon in Aquarius and Venus in Virgo there is a strong chance of details raining on the audience and umbrellas are recommended. The details will cause no damage but friction between Aquarian and Virgo details may cause Uranus-in-Aries induced lightening. As long as no candidate’s feet touch the ground, damage is minimal.

Neptune in Pisces will create a thin layer of fog throughout the evening that won’t be discernible to the naked eye but will leave each viewer confused at the end of the debate. OHA recommends the audience drive through the debate with the headlights on.

Also in the weather is the chance of a ghost sighting, namely the ghost of past economic development. Pluto in Capricorn will grace the evening’s 8th house and bring back memories of past titans, legends of authority and respect.

Lastly, a strong wind advisory is in effect.

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I'm just another soul trying to make sense of the world. As I've grown, so has my understanding of astrology. I'd like to communicate that astrology is not occult and not fortune-telling but that it is a fluid, creative description of the life we choose to live.
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