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Cruz and Hawley’s Excellent Capricorn Adventure

Until 2016, Richard Nixon was my poster boy for the sun sign Capricorn. Nixon exhibited both the positive and negative traits of that sign in extreme. Hard work, patient perseverance, serious contemplation and clear goals are the positive traits that … Continue reading

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Mars and Uranus Conjunct in Taurus

You like to have fun, right? Sitting quietly reading Victorian poetry is boring, right? While you don’t regularly watch soap operas, they are kind of fun to catch once in a while, true? Astrologers like to send dire messages about … Continue reading

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Neptune and the Metaphysical Fourth Dimension

If you enjoy studying the nature of reality, this is an awesome time to be alive. Prior to the pandemic, three-dimensional life was already moving to virtual life via screens with moving images (ruled by astrological Neptune). As humanity was … Continue reading

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Uranus Through the Body

Seeing a television ad for face masks, I found it ironic that just a couple years ago we were plastering social media with our faces and now we were covering them. Is the pandemic the universe’s way to get us … Continue reading

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It’s the end . . . again. Fear Fatigue.

(The sky was all purple There were people runnin’ everywhere) Tryin’ to run from the destruction And you know I didn’t even care ‘Cuz they say… 2000 zero zero party over oops out of time So tonight I’m gonna party … Continue reading

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Air Games

While watching a period piece set in WWII recently, I was struck by a strange nostalgia. Nostalgia for what, I wondered? How could a war movie create nostalgia? The nostalgia, I realized, was simply for a time when you (mostly) … Continue reading

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Time to Start Checking In On your Aquarius Friends

The other day my female cat asked me how Justin Timberlake was doing. “How would I know?” I replied. “It’s not like we’re friends.” “But you can look at his chart,” she said. “Well, if that’s what you meant why … Continue reading

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United States Pluto Return: Fear Disguised as Mistrust

While chopping mushrooms purchased at the grocery store, it occurred to me what a great deal of trust I have in the American food supply system. Mushrooms, such an interesting fungus, to my lay understanding come in three major varieties: … Continue reading

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Jupiter in Aquarius – Ah humanity!

I am a man who, from his youth upwards, has been filled with a profound conviction that the easiest way of life is the best. Hence, though I belong to a profession proverbially energetic and nervous, even to turbulence, at … Continue reading

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The Next Four Years

Earlier in the year when governments enforced various levels of lockdown of populations, I was asked as an astrologer “when it would end.” As the lockdowns began very close (and this country almost exactly) to Saturn the planet of contraction … Continue reading

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