Category Archives: Politicians – Republican Presidential Candidates

Happy Birthday Mitt Romney

The American public may forget a political candidate faster than a bullet train leaving a Tokyo station, but Ohio Astrology doesn’t. OHA doesn’t write about a man for over year and just forgot about him. OHA is not so shallow. … Continue reading

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US Politics – The Rambunctious South and Melancholy North

Today I received an email that shocked me. The email announced that next Monday is a state holiday in Alabama. Next Monday, June 4, Alabama is commemorating Jefferson Davis’ birthday. If he were a Biblical character, he would be 204 … Continue reading

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Explaining Romney’s Hair Attack to Your Cat

My cat asked me about the news story that describes Mitt Romney chopping off some boy’s hair in high school. She wanted to know why it is news. “I think the Romney campaign is trying to make Romney appear fun,” … Continue reading

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Ohio Astrology Offers Santorum $25 to Mow Lawn

Every day the list of Mitt Romney endorsers grows. Today Wisconsin Rep Ryan Paul endorsed Romney for GOP Presidential Candidate following in the footsteps Republican Party titans Jeb Bush, George H. W. Bush, Marco Rubio and Governor Chris Christie. The … Continue reading

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Ohio Astrology Endorses Santorum for Ambassador to Philippines

The Illinois primary win by Mitt Romney and Jeb Bush’s (American Royalty) endorsement of Romney suggest that soon the other candidates will move out of the way. Rick Santorum, the longest-lasting “not Romney” candidate, will probably be most disappointed. After … Continue reading

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Get Your Saturn Off My Sun! (Romney in Illinois)

You have a horoscope. Others have a horoscope. Planets in their horoscopes can be compared to planets in your horoscope. The planets in their horoscopes, if they were placed on top of your horoscope like a stencil on top of … Continue reading

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Republican Fight Club: True Grit Versus Cheesy Grits

Ya’ll may have missed the Alabama and Mississippi primary results this week. Rick Santorum took both states although Mitt Romney is still way ahead in delegates. I can’t help it – I like it when Rick Santorum wins. Don’t tell … Continue reading

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Ohio Cat Wants Gingrich to Exit Primary Race

Today my tuxedo cat Lacy asked me why I haven’t blogged about the Mississippi and Alabama primaries that will occur tomorrow. “Because nothing much has changed in the skies,” I replied. “Something must be different,” she challenged, her feline astrological … Continue reading

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Barack, Gimme a Hug

The other day I saw my president, Barack Obama, on the news. He was at the podium, jacket off, white shirt sleeves rolled up, talking to the audience. I wanted to give him a hug. Why did I get the … Continue reading

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Super Tuesday, Super Astrological Fun

Both Tuesday and March are ruled by Mars, the god of war. In Spanish, Tuesday is “Martes” and March is “Marzo.” If you thought Super Tuesday was some democratic fiesta, you would be mistaken. March Super Tuesday has “war” written … Continue reading

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