Pier 1 Does Astrology

Retailer Pier 1 ever-so-boldly has a zodiac gift guide. It’s adorable – love the write-ups. Anyone out there write it?

Pier 1’s Zodiac Gift Guide

From the pictures:

Gemini, Libra and Sagittarius drink the most while Cancer eats the most.

Virgo cooks but doesn’t eat because it is busy keeping lists and using hand sanitizer.

Taurus and Leo like pillows.

Aries and Scorpio probably should never hook up – too much intensity.

Capricorn could decorate from discarded university furniture.

Pisces should live in the ocean.

Aquarius is weird, cats are weird and Uranus probably rules cats.


About ohioastrology

I'm just another soul trying to make sense of the world. As I've grown, so has my understanding of astrology. I'd like to communicate that astrology is not occult and not fortune-telling but that it is a fluid, creative description of the life we choose to live.
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