Retailer Pier 1 ever-so-boldly has a zodiac gift guide. It’s adorable – love the write-ups. Anyone out there write it?
From the pictures:
Gemini, Libra and Sagittarius drink the most while Cancer eats the most.
Virgo cooks but doesn’t eat because it is busy keeping lists and using hand sanitizer.
Taurus and Leo like pillows.
Aries and Scorpio probably should never hook up – too much intensity.
Capricorn could decorate from discarded university furniture.
Pisces should live in the ocean.
Aquarius is weird, cats are weird and Uranus probably rules cats.