Five Career Options for Rick Santorum

Rick Santorum isn’t doing too well ( 不太好 Chinese) in New Hampshire at the time of this writing. Andy Warhol was right – we all get our 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes to stand next to Mitt Romney.

If Jon Huntsman, who is running third behind Romney and Ron Paul, stays in the race, maybe he will have the honored spot next to Romney in any future debates. If I recall, Paul was standing next to Romney in the last debate (January 8) even though he hadn’t quite earned a “not-Romney” designation due to the fact the Republican Party wants to ignore him.

Tomorrow will tell if Santorum will go to South Carolina. To help him consider options, Ohio Astrology has put together, as it has done for other past and present contenders, some career options should president of the United States be off the table for Santorum.

Five Career Options

  1. Auctioneer – In the first 300 debates (or however many it was), Santorum was off on the sidelines and when given a rare opportunity to speak often covered 10-20 topics in 30 seconds. Santorum is a clear and rapid speaker and would make an excellent auctioneer. He may need some additional training but I think he has the “say as much as you can in every second” down pat.
  2. Judge – Santorum’s fixed personality which contains very clear ideas of right and wrong would make for an excellent judge. If you’re a judge you have to make decisions even if you’re tired, or don’t care or really have no opinion, and Santorum can do that, and quickly.
  3. Cult leader – Santorum’s Taurus sun and Aquarius moon are both fixed signs. Taurus is a strong and charismatic sign that does well in cult leadership.
  4. Biosphere leader – Santorum is both earthy-practical and airy-inventive. He is quirky enough to think through the details of a biosphere and then determined enough to gather the citizens of this self-contained ecosystem.
  5. Rancher – If Santorum ever decided to give up his “causes,” I could see him happily contented on a large ranch like Ted Turner or Robert Redford. Maybe like Redford he could also create a movie company and promote films that focus on his causes.
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2 Responses to Five Career Options for Rick Santorum

  1. alice says:

    Is there a time of birth available for Rick Santorum?

    I am not American and don’t know anything about the guy, but was intrigued by the lie of the planets on 10th May 1958 and that they will get some really nice outer planet transits around now and in the near future.

    • I haven’t seen a horoscope for Santorum. I usually go to Astrotheme or the Political Astrology Blog for horoscopes although we never know for sure if they are accurate times. Jupiter transiting Taurus is the best current transit for Santorum. Even if he doesn’t do well as a candidate, he will probably get some lucrative business deal or political office. Pluto in Capricorn will trine his sun. Uranus in Aries will conjunct his Venus then Mercury. Neptune in Pisces will conjunct his Mars and trine sun. I agree, not too bad. Running for President is certainly good personal “branding” even if it doesn’t lead to the presidency. I did think Santorum would do better in Florida but I guess the one with the most money can conquer the competition.

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