Who is the Nomad of the Zodiac?

The May/June 2012 issue of Archaeology magazine has an article about past herding nomads titled “Rethinking the Thundering Hordes.” In the article there is a 1907 quote attributed to sociologist Jerome Dowd where he says, “Nomadic people are generally the invincible opponents of civilization.”

What is civilization?

Dictionary.com defines “civilization” as “an advanced state of human society, in which a high level of culture, science, industry, and government has been reached.”

Wow, that’s a subjective definition. What’s “advanced?”

Nomadism doesn’t exist in our society because all land is owned. If you do not own (or rent) land, at some point in the day you will be loitering or trespassing.

But does everyone desire a sedentary life? If we had a choice, how many would reject it?

What sign of the zodiac would be most interested in a nomadic lifestyle?

Modern Nomads

By nature, it is difficult to identity a nomad. But there are two that come to mind – Bruce Chatwin and Christopher McCandless.

Bruce Chatwin

Chatwin was a novelist and traveler writer. In one of his works titled “The Songlines,” Chatwin walks the dreaming lines of the Australian aborigines.

Publisher’s Weekly in its review (via Amazon.com), “praised Chatwin’s ‘entertaining’ and ‘resonant’ reflections on the distinctions between settled people and wanderers, and between human aggression and pacifism, as he searches central Australia for the pathways along which aborigines travel to perform their cultural activities.” Copyright 1988 Reed Business Information, Inc.

“. . distinctions between settled people and wanderers,” the review says.

I smell a nomad.

Chatwin had Saturn, Mercury, Uranus and sun in the fixed earth sign Taurus. Moon was probably in Leo with Pluto hanging all over it.

That’s an awful lot of fixed signs.

Taurus is a materialistic, grounded, practical earth sign.

What’s an earth sign doing wasting time with dreaming nonsense? Why wasn’t Chatwin at home balancing the checkbook and building a bookcase?

His moon/Pluto in Leo squared Saturn in Taurus.

Chatwin, a man of the earth, probably felt material existence was both a sensual delight and a mud-brick prison.

Chatwin may have turned dreamy-nomad in reaction to his own material addictions.

I’m guessing that no matter how far and long Chatwin traveled, he had some comfort item that he carried with him at all times like a gift from a grandparent or childhood toy or comfortable bed item.

Moon in Leo is about attention and needs an audience. Nomadism is quite contrary to establishing a famous and known “self.”

Again, the square of that Leo energy with the Taurus energy makes me wonder if Chatwin wasn’t trying to escape from himself or simply lose himself through nomadism.

Christopher McCandless

You may not recognize the name but there was a book and movie based on McCandless’ nomadism – “Into the Wild.”

McCandless openly rejected sedentary life and traveled across the country in search of adventure, mostly physical.

McCandless donated his money to charity prior to setting out to become a modern-day “drifter,” doing odd jobs to fund wandering, rafting and living in the wild. McCandless’ goal was to spend a winter, alone, in the Alaskan wilderness.

McCandless fulfilled his dream but did not survive it.

McCandless had sun and Mercury in Aquarius and moon probably in Leo.

Leo, again. Fixed signs, again.

Aquarius by nature is a rebel. McCandless may simply have chosen the wandering life because it is 100 percent contrary to what every single parent in America wants for his/her child.

Leo, once again, needs attention so at some point, had McCandless survived, he may have documented his experiences. He wanted to experience solitude, but I’m guessing he wanted to share his experience of solitude post facto.

McCandless was born during the Uranus/Pluto conjunction that brought hippies and “anti-establishment” sentiment. He definitely carried that energy.

Mars in Pisces opposed the Virgo energy making McCandless by turns a dreamer and at other times a picky critic.

As Jon Krakauer writes in his book, McCandless did make it through most of the winter, an awesome feat. While we don’t know what happened, McCandless may simply have misidentified and eaten a wrong plant.

Who is the nomad of the zodiac?

For me, the physical wanderer of the zodiac is Sagittarius and the emotional wanderer of the zodiac is Pisces.

Sagittarius wanders off in search of meaning. Pisces wanders off emotionally and imaginatively when life makes too many emotional demands or just for fun as imagination can be much more fulfilling than daily life.

Neither Chatwin nor McCandless had much Sagittarian energy (unless with rising sign which is unknown) but McCandless had Mars in Pisces.

Our modern day nomads had moon in Leo and a lot of fixed signs in the chart. It may not be that the moon in Leo created the nomadism but that because of moon in Leo we know about it.

These two nomads may have had a “stick it to the man” mentality that made them opponents of civilization.

Chatwin was famous by his own effort but McCandless could have been a truly unknown nomad had Krakauer not written about him.

To be a nomad today, like Chatwin and McCandless, you need dogged, persistent fixed-sign strength in which resist pressure from all of society to conform to a sedentary lifestyle.

The nomads, then, of the zodiac are the fixed signs who have the strength to reject civilization.

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Joe Biden’s Slip of the Tongue

On the May 6 edition of Meet the Press, Vice President Joe Biden expressed his support of gay marriage. According to the news, such as this CNN story, Biden’s vocalizing of his support “forced” Obama to publicly declare his support of gay marriage.

Or so the story goes.

Neither the astrologer nor political viewer in me buys this for one minute.

If Newt Gingrich, on the other hand, had gone on Meet the Press and had one of his Gemini sun/Sagittarius moon opposition Manic Moments and announced a position on a previously taboo subject, I could have bought it.

It still may have been theater, but it would have been plausible theater. I could have suspended disbelief.

But Biden? With Mars, Mercury, sun and Venus in fixed Scorpio and moon probably in fixed Taurus, I can’t for one minute believe this was a slip.

Scorpio and Taurus are fixed signs. Taurus is the most deliberate and methodical of the signs. Moon in Taurus means one’s reactive nature is like Taurus – slow and methodical and well-conceived.

Scorpio, in contrast, is intense and private constantly scanning the room in CIA-like fashion for people’s motives. Mercury in Scorpio is the detective. Mars and Mercury together in Scorpio create a personality destined to win or cause the winner some big trouble.

Could Biden’s Uranus/Saturn conjunction in Gemini created this slip of the tongue?

As Mars transits Virgo and squares this conjunction, it’s possible. But the slip-up would have been more convincing to me if it had a Virgo or Gemini quick-and-nervous tone to it. Biden should have hemmed and hawed a bit, with a couple “umms” and “ohhs” and maybe some shifting of the eyes to show an inner torment of wanting to speak the truth.

True Motive

I’ve spent almost two weeks thinking of a political motive for this position. While I can truly believe that both Biden and Obama support gay marriage, announcing it right now probably has a more numbers-oriented political motive.

Since Biden was the bearer of the news, let’s look at the transits to his chart.

On Sunday, May 6, the moon was in Scorpio and Jupiter opposing in Taurus.

Taurus and Scorpio are about sensuality, material goods and money. Politicians are always looking for financial donors so I’m guessing that Biden/Obama have done the math and discovered how much money can come through the gay community.

Jupiter transiting Taurus opposes Biden’s stellium in Scorpio suggesting he’s grabbing at dollars.

I already mentioned Mars in Virgo was squaring Biden’s Saturn/Uranus in Gemini. Saturn in Gemini creates insecurity about learning and friend-making. With Uranus attached, Biden’s friendships may come and go suddenly (which is in contrast to his fixed nature which is loyal).

Venus was in Gemini that day, but had passed the Saturn/Uranus conjunction. Venus passing over that conjunction suggests that maybe a friend or loved one encouraged Biden to speak up. Venus would have passed that conjunction mid-April.

That same Venus is now retrograde through late-June. This story probably won’t go away until about that time.

Saturn transiting Libra squares Biden’s natal Jupiter in Cancer. Family problems? But how does this relate?

Ok, if it wasn’t 100% politically motivated, then maybe a friend or family member recently announced he/she was gay. Possibly Biden decided independently to take a stand at something near his heart.

Regardless of motive, Obama/Biden are now open supporters of gay marriage and possibly increased gay marriage campaign donations.

Liberalism in the US is not dead yet!

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Miguel Bosé is Numero Uno

Miguel Bosé’s CD “Papito” is a beautiful compilation of his works sung as duets with different Spanish-language singers and even includes one track with Michael Stipe of REM.

Bosé has also been active with Juanes in political issues, such as hosting a concert for peace in Cuba.

All that humanitarian work gave me the scent of Aquarius. Unless he has an Aquarius rising, there is no Aquarius in Bosé’s chart.

Aries / Capricorn

Bosé is an Aries sun and Mercury with moon conjunct Mars in Capricorn. Bosé is one ambitious hombre.

Makes sense – According to Wikipedia, Bosé began his career as an actor and later turned to music. Wikipedia also says that Bosé had an Italian actress mother and Spanish bullfighting father.

Bosé clearly picked up this intense energy fully in the cardinal mode. Bosé always, and I mean always, gets what he wants. Aries and Capricorn are pushy and bossy (I said pushy and bossy, stop fidgeting while I’m talking) so time spent with Bosé is time spent productively.

He’s got a schedule and he sticks to it (unless he impulsively changes to a new schedule).

Cardinal signs change things. They walk into your house tell you to move the spider plant to the corner and that the wall could use a new coat of paint.

Then they say hello.

Pick, pick, pick.

With Aries sun and Mars on the moon, Bosé could easily have been an athlete. Mars is both energy and competition.

Uranus in Cancer and Neptune in Libra create a cardinal grand cross.

Did I mention Bosé was bossy?

Mars in Capricorn is in its exaltation – it’s a good place for Mars. Mars likes action and goals and Capricorn is ready to set the plan in motion to check the goal off the list.

Jupiter and Pluto in Leo add more strength to an already commanding and domineering personality.

Venus in Taurus is stubborn and likes its physical pleasures.

Hey, there’s one mutable sign in Bosé’s chart – Saturn in Sagittarius. Saturn doesn’t add to the personality, it usually subtracts and is an area of development.

Bosé is one headstrong dude. Don’t bother arguing.

Humanitarian or Leader?

Rather than humanitarian, Bosé is a leader. These two terms are not mutually exclusive but Bosé clearly is meant to accomplish goals. He’s good at leading because he’s quite poor at following or “getting out of the way,” as the saying goes.

Moon in Capricorn can lead because it can stomach facing unpleasant situations.

Bosé’s gathering together of the most famous Latin singers to create a CD of duets speaks to his ability to lead and earn respect and explains the album title of “Papito.”

Moon in Capricorn is not nurturing, won’t feed you in bed because you have a paper cut, but will support productive, practical plans.

Moon in Capricorn will lend you a $1 million to open a hospital for sick ferrets, but won’t lend you $5 because you didn’t feel like working today.

If God helps those who help themselves, then God has moon in Capricorn.

Pluto in Capricorn, Uranus in Aries and Saturn in Libra

I feel almost obsessed about Pluto in Capricorn . . . For those not fully familiar with astrological humor, Pluto rules Scorpio and is obsessive.

Pluto in Capricorn, Uranus in Aries and Saturn in Libra (soon to pass) are activating that tense grand square in Bosé’s chart. Bosé may be feeling like he has ants in his pants right now.

Even when Saturn moves to Scorpio in October, Bosé will continue to feel both energized and agitated with Pluto in Capricorn and Uranus in Aries. Something is getting in his way right now and he wants the barrier to be removed.

Frustration in Bosé’s life will increase before it gets better, in about seven years.

Uranus will be conjuncting Bose’s Mercury in Aries in a couple years so impulsive, headstrong talk with become more frequent.

Pluto will conjunct Bose’s moon/Mars conjunction in several years. Some intense power struggles are on the way. Maybe Bosé will move his activism from the musical stage to the political stage and cause some trouble?

Papito

Michael Stipe may also be looking for a new job and this sun in Capricorn singer may also raise the stakes on his political involvement.

If Bosé and Stipe can sing together, maybe they can politick together?

I’m guessing there are more Cuban peace concerts in Bosé’s future. Pluto in Capricorn says those concerts will provoke response from people who fear losing control.

Would an Aries want anything less?

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Pluto in Capricorn by Generation

Whenever a planet transits a sign, that sign and its polarity are directly affected. For example, right now Mars is in Virgo. Mars provides assertive energy. So your keep-a-list Virgo friends are now keeping ten lists.

The opposite sign Pisces is being forced from the opposing Mars in Virgo to keep a list, stick to it and show up on time, all things that are difficult for the dreamy, otherworldly Pisces.

Pluto in Capricorn

Pluto is currently transiting Capricorn and will be for the next 15-20 years. Capricorn sun individuals will find themselves at the other end of a black hole when the transit passes over their suns.

All of us have a house with Capricorn as its ruling sign. If you also have a planet in Capricorn, expect changes to that energy in that house.

While we are all affected by any transit, certain generations are born with certain configurations that may be more strongly affected than other generations. That means a certain transit will affect them as a group in a particular way.

Currently while Pluto is transiting Capricorn, Uranus is in Aries and Neptune is in Pisces.

Early 1930s Generation

Those born in the early 1930s have Saturn in Capricorn, Uranus in Aries, Neptune in Virgo and Pluto in Cancer.

The current transits affect each one of these planets. This generation is about 84 and having its Uranus return.

Neptune transiting Pisces is opposing natal Neptune saying it’s not about the details and little bits of information but about the spiritual meaning. It’s not about analyzing, it’s about being.

Every generation at the age of 84 will have a Uranus return and Neptune opposition. The generation is learning to let go, to be free. Really, at a certain age you just don’t care what others think.

This generation is also experiencing Pluto transiting natal Saturn in Capricorn and opposing natal Pluto in Cancer (widely) which creates a destructive attitude toward worldly rules and structures. If this generation is holding the pillars of our society in any way, they will soon let go.

Late 1960-Early 1961 Generation

The generation born late-1960 through early-1961 has a Jupiter/Saturn conjunction in Capricorn.

Both Jupiter and Saturn relate to social structures. Jupiter defines a society’s belief structure and Saturn defines society’s rules and laws.

This generation struggles with belief through a system. Some may find comfort in beliefs that have firm rules and order. Others may reject this entirely and hold no beliefs or decide that their beliefs do not have to be within an established institution.

The rejecters may choose atheism. The non-rejecters may choose life in or around an organized religion.

The very term “organized religion” sounds like a Jupiter/Saturn conjunction in Capricorn.

As Pluto comes along, this struggle will erupt into a critical issue that must be resolved. Pluto no longer will allow this generation to peacefully co-exist with religious structures in which it does not participate.

The Jupiter/Saturn conjunction was in the later degrees of the sign (17 degrees +) so the crisis won’t reach fruition for another four to five years.

Expect this generation to challenge rules of organized religion. Expect in the next few years new rules for organized religions (taxes?).

The Late 1989-Early 1990s Generation

The generation born in late-1989 to the early-1990s is the generation that must reinvent the world economy. Let’s give this generation our full support – they have quite a job ahead.

This generation is still young and will be most affected by the current economic collapse. Like the generation that lived through the Great Depression and pinched pennies for the rest of their lives, this generation will form habits in the coming years that will last through the rest of their lives.

In late 1989, Saturn/Uranus/Neptune were all conjunct in Capricorn. Later, Saturn passed into Aquarius but Uranus/Neptune continued for four more years to travel side-by-side through Capricorn.

Capricorn is definitely a heavy sign. This generation must have some karmic debt that brought them into the world to create an entirely new world order.

Uranus in Capricorn upsets social structures. Neptune idealizes social structures.

This generation appears to have come into a world where those around them fully and totally believed that the structures of society were not only safe and solid, but entirely trustworthy.

Pluto in Capricorn is saying otherwise. This is a rough lesson that we are all experiencing but this generation is going to feel the changes in the marrow of their bones.

Pluto in Capricorn Generation

As Pluto transits Capricorn, children being born today have this placement. They are being born during a changing world order and will become their own generation with their own characteristics.

Their parents may have been born in 1960 and their grandparents 1930.

And so the world evolves. That’s what Pluto rules – evolution.

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Explaining Romney’s Hair Attack to Your Cat

My cat asked me about the news story that describes Mitt Romney chopping off some boy’s hair in high school. She wanted to know why it is news.

“I think the Romney campaign is trying to make Romney appear fun,” I answered. “Since he’s so boring and his campaign is so boring, people might simply forget there’s an election.”

“Why did he cut someone’s hair off?” Lacy asked. Full of hair, this bothers her.

“Romney does have that Saturn and Pluto in Leo,” I explained. “Leo loves hair and with Saturn in Leo Romney probably feels everyone else’s hair is nicer.

I’m guessing he cut it off because he was envious. Some are envious of money, others hair.”

Lacy asked if I thought Romney was still envious of others’ hair.

“Remember, Lacy,” I said patiently. “Romney did this in like 1965. That’s when kids were starting to grow their hair and call themselves hippies. Rather than gay bashing it was probably hippie bashing.”

“What’s a hippie?”

“Back in the 1960s there was a ten-year period when material ambition was challenged. The 1970s had a little of it too but then Ronald Reagan stopped all that.”

“So Romney hates hippies?”

“Romney has sun and Mars in Pisces which likes to lie on the grass and stare at clouds creating imaginative stories about the shapes. He’s got a little hippie in him.

And with Jupiter and moon conjunct in Scorpio, the idea of open and free sex would be rather appealing.

And Neptune in Libra would definitely want to make love and not war.”

“So why did Romney beat up a hippie then?” Lacy asked.

“It’s called a projection. Sometimes we hate others because they are daring enough to be the things we want to be. Sometimes we envy them for doing what we can’t do.”

“You mean Romney wants to grow his hair?”

“Maybe,” I answered. “Or maybe he just wants to lie on the grass, staring at the clouds, drinking something that causes inebriation and making love.”

“So why is he running for President?” Lacy asked.

“That’s still a great mystery Lacy, to me and others.”

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Outer Planets in the News

The outer planets are the planets past Saturn – Uranus, Neptune and Pluto. These planets are far and revolve around the sun in 80- to 200-plus year increments so they represent generational energies.

These planets are “the times” we live in. The New York Times stories of Saturday, May 12 influenced this blog.

URANUS IN ARIES

Uranus began its transit of Aries in March 2011. Uranus brings sudden events from learning your spouse is cheating to enlightenment itself.

Aries is the first sign of zodiac, a fire sign, interested in self-assertion.

Uranus in Aries has brought uprisings and sudden changes in political party systems.

Alexis Tsipras, Greece

In Greece, Alexis Tsipras of the Syzria Party, or “Radical Left” according to the New York Times, won a majority in Greece’s recent elections.

Tsipras is sun in Leo and moon in Scorpio or Sagittarius. The intense charisma he seems to be known for corresponds a little more to Scorpio.

Leo and Scorpio are both highly charismatic and sexy, especially if you like big brown eyes . . .

Uranus in Aries and Pluto in Capricorn are creating a nasty T-square with Tsipras’ natal Venus/ Saturn/ Mercury in Cancer. If Tsipras has a family life, it will be shaken up very soon. I’m guessing that Tsipras’ new role will threaten the security of his family.

Francois Hollande, France

France has just elected a Socialist President, Francois Hollande. Hollande has sun in Leo and moon most likely in Capricorn.

Uranus in Aries and Pluto in Capricorn create a grand square with Hollande’s Venus and Neptune in Libra and Jupiter and Uranus in Cancer. Some of those squares are wide right now. Venus is the planet most affected as Uranus and Pluto are in the early degrees of their transits.

Hollande’s love life will most likely go through radical, sudden changes, much like his rise to the top. Like Tsipras, some family life will be sacrificed during his new role.

Sergei Udaltsov, Russia

Sergei Udaltsov, I read yesterday in the New York Times, is a Russian protest leader.

Udaltsov has sun in Aquarius, the very sign of rebellion, and moon in Aquarius or Capricorn. Mars and Mercury are also in Aquarius.

Whether the moon is in Capricorn or Aquarius, the personality is the same – my way or the highway.

While I love a revolutionary, this is the type of personality that is so rigid it may inadvertently become its opposite. For example, if you force freedom on someone, are they free?

Think Ayn Rand, another Russian who had sun in Aquarius and moon in Capricorn.

Udaltsov has Venus in Aries and Pluto opposite in Libra. The current transits of Uranus in Aries and Pluto in Capricorn are creating a T-square.

Venus, again. It appears our new revolutionaries will be giving up partnership, love and family life for the sake of the revolution.

Udaltsov may not mind as Aquarius/Capricorn is more interested in social change than personal relationship.

NEPTUNE IN PISCES

Neptune just entered Pisces in April 2011. Pisces is ruled by Neptune so Neptune is floating in the warm waters of its natural home.

I expect heightened spirituality during this transit, but don’t see it in the news. Pisces brings undefined spirituality and sacrifice and also a bit of illusion as we follow idiots disguised as gurus.

Neptune also rules film and image. While Neptune doesn’t rule the news, I think the current story about Murdoch papers has elements of Neptune – we don’t know what’s real. The images created through the news appear to be distortions, some deliberate, some inadvertent.

Rebekah Brooks

Rebekah Brooks, former editor of Murdoch newspapers, is currently in court describing the newspaper’s relationship with politicians.

With sun, moon, Mars and Mercury in Gemini, it’s no wonder that Brooks is always in the news, whether her personal self or her nose.

Gemini is about communication and stimulation and is journalism itself. Gemini’s opposite sign, Sagittarius, tries to make meaning. Gemini simply revels in the facts and details. It’s a smart sign that can see the patterns but mostly loves the stimulation as boredom is the enemy.

Brooks also has Uranus and Pluto in Virgo, squaring all those planets in Gemini.

Neptune in Pisces creates a T-square of this mutable energy. Gemini and Virgo are detail, fact and gossip. Pisces is meaning, spiritual meaning.

Pisces squaring most of Brook’s chart is forcing her, in its confusing Neptunian way, to look at the bigger picture. The bigger picture may also mean that one discovers one is a sacrificial goat (Pisces is about sacrifice).

I’m guessing Brooks really is the Gemini/Virgo who enjoys talking and gossip is talking. While Gemini is known for duplicity, it’s really not malicious. If one can be so many things, why choose one thing to be?

Neptune in Pisces will show Brooks that while gossip can be fun, it can also be used to manipulate. She may have been led by her nosey nose into a room filled with deliberately misleading facts disguised as fun gossip.

PLUTO IN CAPRICORN

Pluto in Capricorn is destroying our structures. Houses, bridges, buildings, universities, churches, government and banks are all structures that maintain our society.

If we didn’t live in houses, for example, what would our society look like?

JP Morgan Chase

The most recent Pluto through Capricorn destruction appears to be occurring in JP Morgan Chase’s Investment group.

The current estimated loss is $2 billion. While $2 billion is a number I will never see in my checkbook, for Chase, this may be consumable.

We’ll see in the next few weeks what this means for Chase. I’m guessing that the bank will be restructured.

The Economy

Like everyone, I’d like to see positive economic news. The astrologer in me knows that Pluto takes 20 or more years to make its changes.

As a person and astrologer, I believe it’s time to revisit how we live economically. We want the bad economic news to go away, but what we really need to do is reinvent the future, not long for the past.

In 20 years when Pluto enters Aquarius, I’m guessing that economic structures will be more equitable. The Uranus in Aries uprisings are bringing leaders using that early 20th century word – socialism.

I’m not suggesting we need socialism, but am suggesting that economic disparity will continue to create Uranus in Aries uprisings, at least for the next seven years.

When Uranus enters Taurus in seven years, property laws will then undergo changes, most likely to support whatever Pluto in Capricorn changes are occurring.

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Jamie Dimon Lost More than $2 Billion – He Lost Control

J. P. Morgan Chase announced yesterday that it lost $2 billion through trading losses. J.P. Morgan CEO Jamie Dimon is now in the hot seat.

According to the Washington Post story today, Dimon made a comment about pundits.

“The loss, Dimon conceded in a conference call Thursday, ‘plays right into the hands of a whole bunch of pundits out there.’”

Maybe the loss will play into the hands of a Pandit rather than a pundit, as in Vikram Pandit, CEO of Bank of America. Last year I wrote a blog on US bankers and in astrological-play, chose Pandit as top banker.

I’m guessing Pandit is enjoying the “Kick Me I’m a Banker” sign having moved from his back to Dimon’s back. Pandit has had his own share of bad press and society wrath in the past six months.

I’m smelling a French Revolution here.

Mommas, don’t let your babies grow up to be bankers.

Current Transits through Jamie Dimon’s Horoscope

Dimon has sun in Pisces, moon probably in Aries and Mars in Capricorn.

Should I stop here?

Avid OHA readers probably can feel the “Pluto in Capricorn” talk coming. Pluto is currently transiting Capricorn and is conjunct Dimon’s Mars which squares Dimon’s moon.

Aries–Capricorn squares equal frustration of the sort where those around you are never quick enough, never productive enough and never, ever get it right.

“If you want it done right, do it yourself,” came probably from a Capricorn and mostly like a Capricorn with a sun-Mars square.

Aries–Capricorn is extremely demanding, which Dimon might hide behind that easy-to-get-along-with Pisces sun. But who becomes the CEO of a bank without being demanding?

The Pisces empathy with the Aries-Capricorn whip has made Dimon a more likeable than his banker brethren.

It’s the lack of control (Capricorn) of the situation that would be most frustrating for Dimon.

At a $2 billion bill, who wouldn’t be more than a little frustrated?

But if Dimon had made a strategic bet himself and lost $2 billion, the frustration wouldn’t be there.
Pluto conjunct Mars in any sign creates nasty power struggles. In Capricorn, the earth will shake from the struggle that will ensue from this transit.

If Dimon doesn’t smack a few racquetball balls around soon, he may begin to suffer health problems. I can’t imagine what his reaction was upon being delivered this onerous news.

Dimon will definitely be on the attack.

Neptune and Uranus Transits

Neptune is transiting Pisces and is currently right on top of Dimon’s Mercury in Pisces. Pisces is emotional and Mercury is communication so Dimon is an emotional communicator.

Pisces is also dreamy-imaginative so what are called “facts” to a Mercury in Aquarius, for example, are different than “facts” to a Mercury in Pisces.

I’m guessing that we’re not hearing all the facts that others, such as the SEC for example, would define as “facts.” When transiting Mars in Virgo starts to analyze this in more depth, expect the “facts” to change.

Uranus in Aries is right on top of Dimon’s moon. Dimon’s Pisces sun must do all the work in making him appear calm. Aries moon in general is irascible. Add a pinch of Uranus for sudden, impulsive and sometimes angry outbursts.

Jupiter and Saturn Transits

Being in the hot seat for Dimon means potential loss of position. With Saturn in Libra transiting Dimon’s Neptune in Libra, there will be definite change to his partnerships. It may not be that Dimon leaves J. P. Morgan, but he may split from an individual he has seen through rose-colored glasses.

Saturn transiting Dimon’s natal Neptune is removing the glasses.

Jupiter is still transiting Taurus but will soon move into Gemini opposing Dimon’s Saturn in Sagittarius. When Jupiter passed over Dimon’s Venus in Taurus (this March), Dimon probably bought himself and a loved one a present.

Taurus loves land and home and gifts that are materially solid, like a big painting for the front room.

Jupiter begins its opposition to Dimon’s natal Saturn at the end of June. Astrologer Robert Hand describes this opposition as struggling between optimism and caution, expansion and cautiousness.

Jupiter rules Sagittarius and Dimon’s Saturn is in that sign. Sagittarius rules things foreign, so I wonder if there is a breakup of foreign assets. Jupiter in Gemini brings an expansion of information and communication and definitely both sides of the argument.

Transiting Mars in Virgo will make a wide square to transiting Jupiter in Gemini so I’m guessing any factual distortions will be of the sort where too much information is provided that floods the system.

You can starve people of information or flood them with information to have the same effect – no one knows what’s going on.

Dimon may also choose to leave the country.

The Transits Will Soon Pass

Whoever said, “All things shall pass,” was clearly wise, maybe a Pisces.

Because the transits mentioned above are all in effect this moment, they have been building to fruition well before this $2 billion problem and will pass quickly at this point.

Dimon must protect his health at a time of such intense frustration. One piece of spiritual advice (he may be a banker, but he is a Pisces) is to learn that life is truly out of our control.

The only thing we can truly control is ourselves, I believe. I learned this lesson myself – at a bank.

Dealing with money creates powerful feelings in people and anger from those who think if you work in a bank you are controlling them (through their money).

Pluto in Capricorn is teaching us great lessons about power and control in societal structures. When the news passes and the fallout occurs, Dimon may be able to offer us some Neptune-transiting-Pisces sun wisdom.

He will be sadder but wiser.

And he won’t be in control.

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Looking Back at Mercury Retrograde

Whenever Mercury goes retrograde, which is about three times a year, astrologers across the globe write articles and blogs warning about miscommunications and other communication-oriented mishaps.

At www.astrology.com, Robert Tillett writes this about Mercury retrograde:

“Mercury retrograde gives rise to personal misunderstandings; flawed, disrupted, or delayed communications, negotiations and trade; glitches and breakdowns with phones, computers, cars, buses, and trains. And all of these problems usually arise because some crucial piece of information, or component, has gone astray or awry.”

Retrograde

When a planet goes retrograde, as many do, it means that from earth the planet appears to be moving backward. The planets are always moving forward but because they are far away from earth, the distance between earth and the planet makes earth appear to move ahead and the planet move backward.

In astronomy it’s called parallax.

Last Mercury Retrograde

Mercury was retrograde last from March 12, 2012 to April 2, 2012.

Think back to that time. Did you have lots of communication problems?

I didn’t. Those astrologers are mad.

But I’m having a lot of problems now.

Data Gone Mad

I work with data. I love the feeling of finishing a project and moving onto the next one.

What I dread are those times when everything seems to go wrong at once. Now is one of those times. It seems everything done in the last couple months has come back like a boomerang with a problem attached.

Is Mercury retrograde?

It’s not retrograde now but it was when the originating data was produced – four to six weeks ago.

The miscommunications of Mercury retrograde appear not to be simply the miscommunications themselves, but even the knowledge of the miscommunications.

Mercury retrograde is like a Dear John letter sent in the mail that gets stuck in the side of the mailbox. “John” goes off to war thinking his bride loves him only to find out from his family’s letters six months later than his love has gone off and married the butcher.

The letter is found stuck inside the mailbox a year later after John has returned home from duty.

Mercury was retrograde when the letter got stuck to the box. The communication was extant but John did not know it.

Mercury

Mercury is the messenger of the gods. Pantheon.org tells me that he also delivered the dead to the underworld.

Mercury retrograde is the messenger traveling backwards. The image that comes to mind is of trying to walk up a down escalator. I suppose swimming upstream is the same effect.

I also imagine the messenger, a constant traveler, getting distracted by the lovely scenery in all the places where he travels.

Maybe Mercury goes retrograde because we need to stop and take a rest from our messenger-ing.

Or maybe Mercury retrograde is like leap day in leap year. It’s a gap in time that always exists and is rectified in a day every four years. Mercury retrograde may rectify various speeds of communication by halting activity for a short period through mishaps.

Astrologers are not Mad

It’s my own humble opinion that astrologers are not mad. The warnings about Mercury retrograde are not heeded because average folk don’t see that the post-Mercury retrograde problems were actually caused by Mercury retrograde.

Astrologers, then, should hold on Mercury retrograde communications until AFTER Mercury has gone direct (appears to be moving forward again).

Astrologers can then say, “Ok folks, take a look at last month’s bank statement. You may find a problem.”

Astrology is associated with prognostication so we astrologers want to be ahead of the curve with a warning about the future.

But with Mercury retrograde, we may serve humanity more by warning about the past.

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If Corporations Were People, What Sign Would They Be?

Mitt Romney, soon-to-be Republican Presidential nominee said last summer to a protestor at the Iowa State Fair that “Corporations are people, my friend.

In Columbus last weekend President Barack said, “Corporations aren’t people.

If corporations were people what sign would they be?

Capricorn

This is an easy one. Corporations are ruled by Saturn which rules Capricorn.

Why Saturn?

Saturn is about structure. Structure is critical to this three-dimensional reality. Not only do we need structures, such as houses, for protection, but we also need structures and rules so that we don’t run into each other at intersections.

Corporations are structures. To visualize the structure of a corporation and the people involved, boxes and lines are created (called an organizational chart) to outline the structure.

Authority loves structure the way that real estate brokers love houses. Structure breeds authority because without structure there is no need for authority. If there were no rules, there would be no cops.

Cops are ruled by Saturn (and sometimes violent Mars and brutal Pluto) because they maintain the structure, the rules.

Capricorn loves structure, organization and authority.

The person that buys you a closet organizer as a gift has strong Capricorn in the chart.

The description of Capricorn in the astrology books makes you want to be some other sign. It’s about duty, responsibility and order. It’s cautious and serious and practical and takes the path of most resistance.

Capricorn likes to achieve and what is achievement if it is easy?

Corporations

Corporations do exhibit the ambitious side of Capricorn. Let’s take a health care corporation, for example. As a corporation, the goal is profit and achievement. They profit and achieve by providing health care service.

Like a Capricorn, the health care industry cares about your physical, structural upkeep but not very much about how you feel.

Your mom, ruled by Capricorn’s opposite sign Cancer, does truly care in her heart about your health. When you are sick, she makes you chicken soup and brings you crackers and ginger ale. She feeds you until you get better.

A corporation, on the other hand, wants you to spend less money and get back to Capricorn productivity.

The health care industry might be better called the Health Structure Industry.

Can corporate structure be rejected?

As corporations grow in size in the US, is an individual able to reject participating in corporate life and still survive?

Health care, for example, is tied to participating in a corporation.

So while corporations are made of people, I feel people are being forced to participate in corporations.

And to gain entry into many corporations you need credentials from yet another structure – higher education.

Pluto in Capricorn

As Pluto transits Capricorn for the next 20-some years, Capricorn structures will go through intense transformation. “Intense” is one way to describe the effects of Pluto.

Pluto is destructive. Uranus likes to make sudden changes, but often Uranian changes feel liberating, are the shedding of some awful situation.

Pluto, in contrast, pulls the rug from under us, the rug we love to stand on. Pluto is the force that makes the child give up the pacifier, blanket and teddy bear.

This is the energy that is affecting our societal structures.

While corporate structures can be constricting, they also provide comfort. A regular paycheck that will go on indefinitely is quite comforting. Would you buy a house, another structure, without the guarantee of a regular paycheck? The bank, another structure, would demand it anyway.

It will be interesting to see how our corporations and structures evolve during this Pluto transit of Capricorn.

Pluto in Capricorn choices will be tough, my friend.

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Is Ann Romney’s Fish Shirt a Subliminal Message to Vote for Romney?

My cat Lacy said she likes Ann Romney’s fish shirt. I asked why.

“It reminds me of dinner,” she answered.

“Well it reminds me of the sign Pisces,” I responded.

Lacy and I stared at each other in joint realization.

“Pisces is the fish,” Lacy began.

“And Mitt Romney is a Pisces,” I added.

“And the mouth opened toward Romney,” Lacy finished.

Lacy twisted her whiskers in thought. “I bet she could have bought a fish shirt for way less than $900.”

“I’m sure she could have,” I told my practical cat. “But she is wealthy so why bother searching for a cheap shirt with a big yellow fish across the breasts when you have found one you like.”

Lacy then asked if I thought Michelle Obama would do the same for her husband.

“Well, Barack Obama is a Leo (the lion) and animal prints are rather common.”

“Does Michelle Obama wear animal prints?”

I told Lacy that my Internet search yielded a few photos of Michelle Obama in animal prints.

“Do you think Ann Romney and Michelle Obama are sending us subliminal messages?”

“You never know, Lacy,” I told her. “There are many astrologers who claim they are hired by politicians. I don’t think Ronald Reagan was alone in his use of astrology. If we find Ann Romney’s shirt actually cost $999, then we’ll know for sure that she’s pitching for her husband and Herman Cain’s tax plan.”

“Which do you like better, fish shirts or animal prints?” Lacy asked me.

“I’m an animal print girl all the way,” I told her. “You should know that, being my cat.”

“Which do you like better Lacy?”

“I want to swallow the fish whole,” she said. “Animal prints evoke courage and daring. I’ll have to go with animal prints.”

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