Monthly Archives: January 2012

What Sign of the Zodiac is the Tooth Fairy?

Nerds have all kinds of interests from the physics nerds of The Big Bang Theory to astrology nerds like yours truly. I’ve been thinking about the zodiac sign that best describes the tooth fairy when I could have instead been … Continue reading

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Taiwan’s Fireless Presidential Candidates

There are just four planets in fire signs in all of the three charts of the candidates running for president of Taiwan. Water and earth are the dominant elements in these candidates. Water and earth are quite fitting for the … Continue reading

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Political Fathers and Sons

Many sons follow in their father’s footsteps both in personality and profession. In our horoscopes, both the sun and Saturn relate to the father. The sun is the conscious self and Saturn represents society’s structures and “success” in society. Saturn, … Continue reading

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The Serious Michelle Obama

Election year has begun! While the Republican Presidential candidates are busy attacking each other and evil businessmen who make lots of money, “The Obamas,” a book about Barack Obama’s family, has been published. While I love reading history, these are … Continue reading

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Romney the Inevitable

January 11, 3012 Chapter 1: The Beginning A millennium ago when the magnetic fields of the earth were shifting and the waters of the ocean were warming, a man named Romney the Inevitable ran for the presidency of what was … Continue reading

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Five Career Options for Rick Santorum

Rick Santorum isn’t doing too well ( 不太好 Chinese) in New Hampshire at the time of this writing. Andy Warhol was right – we all get our 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes to stand next to Mitt Romney. If … Continue reading

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Ohio Astrology’s Republican Debate Prep Sheet: January 7, 2012

Good news! With Michele Bachmann out of the race, the remaining six candidates will have more time to talk. OHA’s estimate is that each candidate will have an extra THREE MINUTES. That’s lots of time to explain how the Federal … Continue reading

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If you want to host a news show, what sign should you be?

When I heard that grumpy and cantankerous Capricorn Charlie Rose would host CBS’ morning news show, I wondered why so many Capricorns make it in this realm (and why one would want to wake to Charlie Rose – I thought … Continue reading

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New Hampshire – the Opposite of Iowa

Iowa has sun in Capricorn and moon in Taurus – both earth signs (based on admission to the Union). New Hampshire has sun in Cancer (almost directly opposite by sign and degree of Iowa’s sun) and moon in probably Aquarius … Continue reading

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4.97 Career Options for Michele Bachmann

Michele Bachmann was right that Iowa would surprise us – it gave Mitt Romney a mere eight (8) vote lead over the second place candidate Rick Santorum. Eight votes are clearly disputable but I don’t think anyone will go there … Continue reading

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