French Fight Club: Hollande and Sarkozy

Francois Hollande and Nicolas Sarkozy will be heading to a runoff on May 6 for President of the French Republic.

It is le Tour de President.

Hollande has sun in Leo and moon probably in Capricorn. Sarkozy has sun in Aquarius and moon probably in Aries.

Astrologers bore their friends when they talk too much about aspects and angles. So let’s look at the charts of these two French contenders in terms of WINE and CHEESE.

Since I don’t know much about wine and rarely eat (real) cheese, I consulted an expert – my brother.

Chateau Petrus

Hollande, I told my brother, must be a wine that is bold and ostentatious (Leo) yet is established and has a reputation for being the high standard in wine (Capricorn).

My brother chose Chateau Petrus for this great honor, average price $2,700+ per bottle.

That’s a price that Leo/Capricorn would find fitting. Leo and Capricorn each like the best and combined there are no cheap wines in the house of Hollande.

Hollande’s accompanying cheese is Pomerol, which, I believe, is the same region where his wine originates.

With Jupiter and Uranus in Cancer, Hollande probably likes cheese. With moon opposite in Capricorn, cheese may not like him so well and cause joint and bone pain (Capricorn).

Hollande is nothing if not regal and authoritative. This is a man who is already president, president in his own life, in his own mind. He’s probably been bossing people around since he was two.

Lioco

Sarkozy, I told my brother, must be a wine that is modern, renegade and different. A rebellious wine, if you will.

My brother chose LIOCO, a California wine. A French President represented by American wine represents a person who drinks wine to the beat of a different vintner.

Sarkozy’s accompanying cheese is also from California, Humboldt fog, a goat cheese. Goats are ruled by Capricorn so maybe Hollande, with moon in Capricorn, would also like this cheese.

Unfortunately, it is pasteurized, but maybe a rebel Frenchman would accept this.

Sarkozy is the rogue rebel, the one who rides in on a motorcycle for the important meeting with the boss. He’s intellectually aggressive and will most likely take the opposite view to yours for the fun of banter.

Leo and Aquarius

Leo and Aquarius are opposite signs, both fixed. Leo, as fire, is about self-expression. Aquarius, as air, is about group-expression.

Leo paints a picture. Aquarius joins an activist group.

Leo wines and dines you. Aquarius invites you to the club.

Leo hugs. Aquarius taunts.

Leo is a flame. Aquarius is a spark.

Leo is stubborn. Aquarius is stubborn.

Saturn in Scorpio

Hollande and Sarkozy are just six months apart in age so share similar planetary placements from Jupiter on out to the end of the universe . . .

Both have Saturn in Scorpio which means neither is getting as much sex as you think. As attractive as each man may be to the opposite sex (Sarkozy for being energetic, Hollande for a sense of powerful charisma), neither man will plunge into the emotional depths with his partner.

Saturn in Scorpio holds back and rarely opens completely. Intense feelings are present, but locked in a box, in a vault deep in the recesses of the basement. Hidden, hidden, hidden.

May 6 Runoff

On May 6, the moon will be in Scorpio opposite Jupiter and sun in Taurus creating T-squares for both men.

I don’t practice electional (personal event) or mundane (world event) astrology so consulted the experts.

Regarding moon in Scorpio, Jude’s Threshold blog says not to plan stuff while the moon is in its detriment (least favorite energy for the planet).

May 6 seems a trying day for both men, which is obvious given that they are going mano a mano for the high seat of France.

While I don’t have the desire or ability to predict a winner, I get a weird sense that neither will win or both will win, which isn’t possible.

Both will probably lose a lot of money in the process.

Maybe it will be the increasingly common very-tight-race with the results disputed. Hopefully in the land of liberty, fraternity and equality a too-close-to-call election won’t be influenced by nepotism.

Sarkozy has Uranus conjunct his moon so if he doesn’t prevail as leader, it will be important for his wife to see him through his emotions.

With Uranus conjunct moon, I wonder if Sarkozy wouldn’t like a little freedom or change from current lifestyle?

Hollande has a Pluto conjunct moon on the horizon and his lessons will be tough lessons about control.

Maybe that says it all – Sarkozy will be experiencing emotional freedom and Hollande dealing with emotional control issues.

Which seems like something a president would be learning?

P.S. If Hollande wins, Angela Merkel of Germany better look for a new playmate. Hollande’s sun is opposite Merkel’s moon and Hollande’s moon opposite Merkel’s sun. Relations between France and Germany will definitely change if Hollande is elected.

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OSU Football Coach Urban Meyer Changes His Mind A Lot

Urban Meyer, new Ohio State University football coach, changes his mind a lot. Get used to it.

Meyer’s sun is in Cancer, moon probably in Leo. If the moon is in Leo, only it and Mercury are in a fire sign. Since Meyer is in sports, I’m going to assume moon in Leo.

Moon in Leo, by the way, loves attention. Sun is Cancer is needy (to an earth sign like me), so we have someone who needs attention and lots of it. If you don’t give him attention, he will do something emotionally immature to get it.

Heading OSU football is a truly wonderful way to have attention, full attention, from August to December (and the next year’s January) of every year.

How does Meyer get his attention fix during the summer?

Probably by putting on a tight swim suit and hanging out on the beach.

This is the second coach in the history of coaches in any sport anywhere where I extend an invitation to come over and watch football (or any sport). Only Meyer and his predecessor Jim Tressel have earned this honor.

OSU sure knows how to pick ‘em. Whoever is heading this committee is doing a fine, fine job.

T-Squares Anyone?

Meyer has a mutable T-square with Pluto/Uranus in Virgo, Saturn in Pisces and Mars/Venus in Gemini.

There is also a loose fixed T-square with Jupiter (in Taurus) opposite Neptune (in Scorpio) loosely square Mercury and moon in Leo.

T-squares are tension. A T-square is three of four signs in a mode. When a transiting planet enters that fourth sign of the mode, a grand square results. Grand square time is a tough time when you have a T-square.

And then there’s sun in Cancer.

That sun in Cancer is alone, wandering trying to find a family, a group in which to belong.

The image I have is of a man looking for a comfortable chair. He has several chairs at home and decides none is a good fit. He decides to spend all of Sunday shopping. Because he’s a Cancer sun, he brings a family member, maybe his wife, maybe mom.

Meyer and companion go from store to store all day, sitting in chairs, testing comfort and driving the sales people crazy with questions.

At the end of the day, he still hasn’t purchased a chair.

Cancer likes comfort but Mars conjunct Venus in Gemini is seeking fun, interesting times and constant diversion.

Meyer probably hoards money (sun in Cancer) then spends it wildly (Venus/Mars in Gemini, moon in Leo) on a lavish party for friends.

Mars/Venus in Gemini changes its mind a lot. Take it to the same restaurant twice and it will wonder what else is out there.

Gemini always wants to see the options. He’s a cup, what do other cups look like?

Gemini is constantly changing and Cancer is just moody.

Meyer might have a daily personality like a restaurant has a daily soup. Regardless of personality, moon in Leo says it will be dramatic.

Current Transits

As for the outer planets, Pluto is currently transiting Capricorn, Uranus Aries and Neptune Pisces.

Pluto and Uranus are square and form, guess what, a T-square in Meyer’s chart.

I’m guessing with a mutable T-square, fixed T-square and transiting cardinal T-square, that Meyer has achieved a T-square balance where the friction of each is magically offset by the other frictions in house of cards tensegrity.

Or maybe he’s just going mad with irritation.

Neptune transiting Pisces is conjunct Meyer’s Saturn in Pisces. Yesterday an astrologer described Saturn in Pisces as a fear of chaos and general fear-based responses. With Neptune hovering, Meyer may be letting himself relax a bit. Or he will after Mars leaves Virgo at the end of the summer.

Meyer is probably having new-job anxiety which will subside somewhat when Mars enters Libra just in time for the next football season.

Jupiter in Taurus is a return position for Meyer so he’s having some nice financial gain right now, of course. He’s probably buying property as we blog.

Saturn in Libra shouldn’t be causing Meyer too much trouble as it leaves Libra. When it enters Scorpio in October, Meyer may be feeling some personal heat for personal dramatic episodes.

Football Fun

I think Meyer’s personality will add both drama and fun to a sport that should be both dramatic and fun. OSU football is about belonging to the excitement.

Urban understands both belonging and excitement. Meyer’s chart suggests there’s never a dull moment when he’s around.

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If you want to be a Supreme Court Justice, what sign should you be?

There are nine Supreme Court justices each with ten planets in his/her horoscope creating aspects in the 360-degree circle of the horoscope representing the inner energies of the personality.

What I’m trying to say is that there is too much data and too little time. Until OHA receives the distinguished “Million Dollar Astrology Research Grant,” I will be reduced to back-of-the envelope analysis.

I definitely need a statistical analysis software package, at least. And someone who can help me read the results. That costs a lot of money.

OHA, as usual, helps where it can and wants to offer as much practical advice for the astrological seeker as possible. So I spent precious, valuable time looking at these nine charts for similarities.

Current Supreme Court Justices

The first astrological data problem encountered is that many moons could be in one of two signs. That’s not unusual, but for the past two weeks I have barely seen a chart where the moon sign was clear.

Here’s the roundup:

First Impressions

One thing you should know is that if you want to be a Supreme Court justice, you should be born in New York, New Jersey or California. If you were born in, say, Gallipolis, Ohio, you might as well give it a rest.

When I told this to my cat Lacy, she had her usual response.

“I told you that there is class in America.”

“American is an egalitarian society,” I impressed upon Lacy, who didn’t have the benefit of going to a public school. “If you work hard, you can be anything you want.”

“Then why are all the justices from the centers of political power?”

“As I’m going to mention in my blog, it’s not statistically significant. The sample is too small. Just forget I mentioned it.”

Where is the Libra?

It’s always interesting to explore the archetype of something and the reality before me. The concept of Justice relates to the sign of Libra.

Here’s a description of the Tarot Justice card and how it relates to Libra.

What’s important about Justice, according to this site, is that “Her eyes are covered, suggesting reliance on an abstract concept of fairness in making her decisions.”

Libra is air, air is abstract.

Libra is the cardinal air sign, Gemini the mutable air sign and Aquarius the fixed air sign.

Air signs are social and change behavior often. That changing behavior is sometimes confused with emotionalism.

What’s the difference?

This is how I’m seeing it at this moment in time, as the holder of a grand water trine (all three water signs are found in my horoscope).

Both emotion and thinking react to external stimuli. Emotion reacts to the inner state of others and thinking reacts to the external state of others.

Both Pisces and Libra, to me, blend into the identity of others. Pisces does this by responding to your inner emotional needs and Libra does this by responding to your external, social needs.

Back to Libra, which is the sign of “the other.” Possibly the concept of Justice arises from the fact that we don’t always acknowledge that others exist and have needs. Justice may simply be reminding us that others exist, that there is an external world which will react to our actions.

I often wonder how individuals can and could hold slaves. How can one not feel that kind of pain? How could an individual wipe from their consciousness the stimuli of the feelings of those being enslaved? Slave holders seem to be able to ignore “the other.”

By being blindfolded, Justice and Libra balance the scales. Balancing the scales does not mean revenge or making people happy. It means that every action has an opposite and equal reaction.

When Justice comes up in a tarot reading, I view it as simply you will get what you deserve. What you deserve can be “good” or “bad.” We often see ourselves as “good” and others as “bad.” Justice will clear this up for you.

Similarities in Supreme Court Justice’s Charts

I didn’t find much similarity in the charts of the current Supreme Court justices, but I did find a few missing elements which might give an indication by mirror reflection of the current energies of the Supreme Court.

Sun signs are mostly in water and fire. There’s no Libra and not much air in general.

Water is emotion and fire is intuition. The current Supreme Court is not working from blindfolded abstract energy but from needs (water) and possibilities (fire).

The only air sign is Aquarius Roberts and the only earth sign is Taurus Kagan. I don’t follow Supreme Court decisions much, but I’m guessing these two might be the most detached and able to make decisions that do not please others.

Looking at other personal planets in the Justices’ charts (sun, moon, Mercury, Venus, Mars), I find more Aries and Virgo energy.

Three of the Justices have Mercury in Aries and two (not the same people) have Mars in Aries. Mercury in Aries represents an individual who is assertive and/or aggressive in speaking his/her mind. Mars in Aries is an aggressive, competitive person in all aspects of life.

Three of the Justices have Mars in Virgo. Virgo is the sign of discrimination. Mars in Virgo is the individual who not only can find a needle in haystack, but approaches every life situation as a haystack. Virgo loves detail. Your Mars in Virgo companion is reading every item on the menu and will have lots (and I mean lots) of questions for the food server.

Looking at planets past Mars, I found that four of the Justices have sun opposed Neptune. Six have sun opposite Neptune or Jupiter.

What does that mean?

I went to Café Astrology for some information. Both Jupiter and Neptune are considered beneficent planets, bestowing luck and good fortune (Jupiter) as well as spirituality and bliss (Neptune).

When your good luck and bliss is opposite you, what does that mean?

I’m wondering if in the early lives of the Justices with this aspect that there wasn’t a lack of order. Possibly becoming a Justice (or judge) is a way to establish order and creates “rules” for the quagmire of emotional interactions that create and define daily life.

Lack of Sagittarius

The one other similarity I’ve found in the current Justices is a lack of Sagittarius energy in the sun and moon signs.

What does Sagittarius represent?

Here’s the Sagittarius write up from Sky View Zone:

“You are a gambler and an adventurer at heart, one who loves to take risks, to discover and explore new worlds, and to take the untried path rather than the safe, reliable one. You are an independent soul, freedom-loving, and often very restless. You need a lifestyle that provides opportunities for travel, movement, change, and meeting new people. A steady routine which offers much in the way of security but little in the way of space and freedom is odious to you.”

This is what the current Justices are not.

Yet many have a sun opposition Jupiter (which rules Sagittarius) or Neptune which, like Sagittarius, is indiscriminate.

Sagittarius tries to make meaning out of data (unlike its opposite Gemini which simply enjoys the data for its own sake). The Justices are not interested in making meaning or philosophizing. Justices are not interested in protecting freedom for its own sake.

The Justices appear to be making rules that create emotional balance.

That’s their job, I suppose.

If you want to be a Supreme Court Justice, what sign should you be?

If you want to be a Justice on the current Supreme Court, you need to be able to speak your mind openly and assertively (Aries energy).

You also should possess a compulsive need to wedge yourself into emotional and obtuse situations in order to make rules (sun opposing Neptune) that create emotional stability.

A little Virgo in the chart helps because there is a lot of data to review and analyze.

And you must like to sit, not wander (lack of Sagittarius energy). Justices “sit” on the bench indicating a desire to stay put, not move around. They do “file motions” which indicates that the Sagittarian energy of freedom and movement is filed, contained.

Sun in Pisces or Cancer with moon, Mercury or Mars in Aries seem the perfect combination for today’s Supreme Court Justice.

Or you can just be born in New York.

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Republican Veep Fight Club: Tim Pawlenty

Tim Pawlenty, former governor of Minnesota and former Republican Presidential Candidate is reported to be a consideration for Mitt Romney’s vice presidential running mate.

Pawlenty dropped out of the presidential race last September and has been Romney’s campaign national co-chair. According to Wikipedia, Romney “retired” some of Pawlenty’s campaign debt.

I wasn’t wrong in thinking that his Veep selection may cost Romney some money. Romney’s Scorpio moon suggests he’s not one to hand out cash freely and prefers to keep his money close to home. To pay your debts, he needs to trust you and you will owe him.

Pawlenty has Neptune and Mercury in Scorpio, conjunct Romney’s moon. Pawlenty may have the rare ability to channel Romney’s deepest feelings and present them in a poetic and soothing manner.

If Romney becomes president, Pawlenty would make a nice press secretary. Maybe Pawlenty is auditioning for the role right now.

Romney’s Scorpio moon, ever not trusting, might be auditioning and interviewing all potential staff during this rough run for candidacy.

Foot in the Mouth

Pawlenty has sun in Sagittarius and moon in either Pisces or Aries. We’re coming up dry on clear moon signs for the Veep pick.

For newbies to astrology, the moon changes signs daily which is one important reason to have time of birth. All the other planets move as well, but not so quickly. Any time a planet changes signs, a time of birth is needed to determine exact sign.

Moon in Aries is high strung, nervous, impulsive and extremely driven and competitive. Pisces moon, on the other hand, is a sensitive emotional sponge that often retreats from the world to recoup energy lost in daily interaction.

Sagittarius sun and Aries moon is double fire with endless and relentless energy.

Sagittarius sun and Pisces moon is more intuitive and less reliable. This combination may have extreme difficulty with the responsibilities of public life and could easily lose self and purpose.

Whether the moon is in Aries or Pisces, Sagittarius is open and frank and might have a few foot-in-the-mouth moments (ala Sagittarian Herman Cain), as natal Pluto in Virgo forms a natural square. Mars is transiting Virgo right now so we might hear some edgy and caustic comments from Pawlenty this month.

While he can have foot-in-the-mouth disease, a disease that comes with a Sagittarian birth, Mercury in Scorpio (and a bunch of other planets in Capricorn) provides discretion in communication. While Scorpio can keep secrets, Sagittarius and Aries (or Pisces) are telling someone, over a pillow at least.

There are three planets in Capricorn in Pawlenty’s chart – Jupiter, Venus and Saturn. Those three planets are opposed by Mars in Cancer.

If Pawlenty’s moon is in Aries, his Aries/Sagittarius/Capricorn energy would create a bit of a righteous snob. Sagittarius is all-knowing, Capricorn authoritarian and Aries just says, “If I like it, you like it too.”

Where Pisces lacks boundaries because of a desire to merge, Aries lacks boundaries because the self of Aries believes it should be the “self” of you as well.

Natal Mars opposing a Saturn/Venus conjunction means that Pawlenty has bad luck with the girls. Saturn/Venus creates a lonely person who can’t really relate romantically. The partner always seems to be a drag, a burden, a responsibility. Pawlenty never says anything romantic. Yada, yada.

The current but soon-to-be-over transit of Saturn in Libra made Pawlenty’s love life even less love-lifey. Pawlenty may have jumped at the chance to race across the country because home might not be where the heart is right now.

If Pawlenty’s moon is in Aries, Uranus would be slam-dancing all over it right now. The women in his life are fighting back, causing strife, saying “shut up.”

And it’s only just begun . . . transiting Pluto won’t be conjunct Pawlenty’s Venus/Saturn until late 2014-early 2015. If Pawlenty doesn’t work on making home life more amenable now, he will have a very rough time when Pluto hits that conjunction.

Ohio Astrology Assessment

Ohio Astrology gives Pawlenty 7 stars out of 10.

Pawlenty gets all 7 stars for channeling Romney feelings (Merucry and Neptune in Scorpio), having fiery enthusiasm (sun in Sagittarius and moon in Aries) and also having self-control (Capricorn and Scorpio).

If moon is in Pisces, half a star is removed because that sign can’t provide Romney the fire energy he needs.

Pawlenty loses 3 stars because he clearly has home life issues to attend to. It may be better to be Chief of Staff or some other role that’s out of the spotlight. That way in 2014 when Pluto comes crashing down on Pawlenty’s Venus/Saturn conjunction opposing Mars Pawlenty can deal with it in private.

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Angelina and Brad: Oppositions Attract

Opposites attract, it is said. In astrology, planets can be in opposition, 180 degrees apart. Oppositions are polarities – energies along a continuum.

Oppositions, in life, present themselves as others who are in direct conflict – they say no, they make us follow unusual rules, they resist, they constrain. Now how often does that happen?

Opposition is bad, right?

I’ve always wondered in the Civil Rights Movement would have been so strong if George Wallace hadn’t tried openly to oppose African Americans attending the University of Alabama.

While the Jim Crow laws were bad and unfair, they were openly bad and unfair, a direct opposition.

Today there are no Jim Crow laws but has racism ended?

My opinion is that racism has not ended but that the direct opposition has been removed. Now it’s like an astrological square, a frustration that is there but not openly labeled. It’s a subterranean race war waged quietly behind closed doors and through clenched teeth and subtle less-than-friendly responses.

Which is worse?

The lesson of oppositions, to me, is that the energy is openly in direct conflict. You see it, taste it, smell it and can respond to it. There is value in your opponents fighting you openly as opposed to say, your opponent luring you into a room and infusing carbon monoxide.

Angelina and Brad

Angelina is a sun in Gemini and Brad is a sun in Sagittarius, opposite signs.

Gemini is the fact finder and Sagittarian is the meaning maker. Gemini is like the journalist and Sagittarius the philosopher.

Both like to talk and argue so arguments in the Jolie-Pitt household are most likely open arguments. At the table one of the kids might say, “I hate when people in purple coats eat green grapes.” Mom and dad will look at each other, smile and then ask, “Can you tell us why?”

Both are curious. They really want to discuss this. It would be fun to discuss this in fact.

No one loves a fun, frivolous argument like the Gemini-Sagittarius polarity.

Jolie has Mars/moon/Jupiter all conjunct in Aries. To call her feisty is a gross understatement. This is an A type extraordinaire who seems to be plugged into an electrical socket 24/7.

This is one who changes everything you do every time. When she enters a room, she may change it with her beautiful and powerfully famous presence. If she weren’t famous, she’d be changing all the rugs and pictures around.

Jolie lacks earth in the chart which explains why she probably travels the globe regularly and probably can’t sit down for a minute.

Now I know why she’s so skinny. Moon in Aries is vain (extraordinaire) so she thinks about eating, not eating and being skinny. But she truly is busy, like a bee, all the time.

Pitt’s Jupiter in Aries encourages this behavior. He openly endorses it.

Jolie’s sun in Gemini and moon in Aries are trine, a positive, flowing relationship.

Squares

If oppositions are open conflict that you can see, smell and deal with, squares are more like friction. Here’s where the Jolie-Pitt relationship may have less talk and more cold shoulder.

Pitt has a nice, friendly, talkative Sagittarius sun. Next door he has Mars/Mercury/Venus/moon in Capricorn. Capricorn is more selective in friendships.

There is a chance the moon is in Aquarius. Internet times of birth for Pitt have a morning time putting moon in Capricorn.

All that Capricorn, a sign of authority and structure, duty and responsibility, are in square to Jolie’s Aries energy.

This square causes control issues. Aries says, “I’m going to do what I want right now because I’m me” and Capricorn responds, “You shouldn’t because there is this law this standard and everyone will see you, which isn’t important deep down but affects your reputation.”

I believe Jolie’s dad, Jon Voigt, is a Capricorn.

Brad is by turns best friend, open and allowing, discussing everything, and at other times the parent, The Father, who puts some restraint on Jolie. He’s also probably harder to get to know than he appears.

I recollect an article quoting Pitt’s last wife Jennifer Aniston saying something about Pitt being cold. I can’t remember the quote but I recall thinking about the lack of feeling or coldness confirmed a Capricorn moon.

For Pitt this Sagittarius/Capricorn combination isn’t always easy to balance. He loves to be open (Sagittarian sun) but doesn’t really buy into all that you’re saying (Capricorn). Talking is fun, but don’t think that talking is agreement.

Capricorn is selective and worried about being respected and revered in the eyes of society and authority. Because of that, it becomes authoritarian itself.

Pitt also has Uranus/Pluto in Virgo trine the Capricorn energy. For a fire sign sun, he’s actually a practical, serious guy who is watching his investments.

Saturns

Jolie’s Saturn in Cancer opposes Pitt’s Capricorn energy. Jolie’s Saturn suggests her greatest need (Saturn represents kind of a weak link in our personalities) is to feel a sense of belonging.

Opposed to Pitt’s Capricorn stellium means that Pitt represents to Jolie the way into a society, a group, a sense of belonging.

Pitt’s Saturn is in Aquarius suggesting that he doesn’t really like being in groups and finds it difficult to share the ideals of other people. From the news, I think Jolie is breaking through that Saturn taking Pitt across the world to understand others’ problems.

Opposites and Squares Attract

Astrologers watch famous relationships for the same reasons others do – that watching beautiful people is exciting – and more.

The famous provide data to test theories. What’s it like when a Gemini and Sagittarius get together? Do they travel the world? Spend all their money? Argue like cats and dogs?

Jolie and Pitt have recently engaged. From the transits, I’d guess it was Jolie’s impulsive idea. Uranus in transiting Mars which gives the aggressive and energetic Aries even more energy. It’s the Energizer Bunny with even more powerful batteries.

For Jolie, the engagement is pure, delightful self-assertion.

For Pitt, with Pluto transiting his planets in Capricorn, the engagement is more transformational. It changes his role in society. It’s a serious act of responsibility. It’s not impulsive, it’s life changing.

So when’s the wedding?

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Ohio Astrology Recommends Combining Mother’s Day and Earth Day into “Mother Earth Day”

Thinking about Mother’s Day, I wondered why it was in the sign of Taurus. Cancer is the sign I most associate with mothering. Cancer is late June to mid-July.

From my Google search of Mother’s Days across the world, only Kenya celebrates Mother’s Day in the sign of Cancer.

I then realized that Earth Day is also in the sign of Taurus, very early Taurus on April 22. Perfect to celebrate Earth Day in the sign that is most earthy, most grounded in reality, most loves its material possessions and is mostly likely to look at the materials of the earth and see furniture – Taurus.

This Earth Day, April 22, 2012 the sun, moon and Jupiter will be in Taurus, triple the earth fun.

In celebrating our mothers, are we really celebrating the earth?

In celebrating the earth, are we really celebrating mothers?

A common Mother’s Day present is flowers, a present of the earth.

In Peru, pachamama is “mother earth” or “mother world.” Possibly the closeness of Earth Day and Mother’s Day is a subconscious drive of the Western world to become more connected to the earth. Possibly we are sensing that the earth is what truly nurtures and supports us. Earth is reality.

Will mothers be helping us reconnect to earth?

Mother’s Day is traditionally the time mothers sleep in and have breakfast served in bed, not helping at all. Maybe Mother’s Day is truly about mothers teaching the family about what it takes to both cook breakfast and clean the dishes and the kitchen.

Maybe, by extension, the children of mother earth will then see what is involved with taking care of the planet.

I’ve also learned from the Wikipedia article on pachamama that she rules earthquakes. Make mom angry, and the ground beneath you will shake.

If we combine Mother’s Day and Earth Day into “Mother Earth Day,” we should make it a national holiday with paid time off of work. Because the earth is between the sun (which rules Sunday) and the moon (which rules Monday), Earth Day could be celebrated at midnight Sunday, which is the border between Sunday and Monday.

That Monday will be the most special-ist Monday of the year – no “case of the Mondays” but a celebration of living on Mother Earth.

Off to think about Father’s Day in Gemini. What’s up with that?

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Author Sue Miller and the Sagittarian Quest for “Something Else”

Sue Miller’s protagonists in “While I was Gone” and “The Senator’s Wife” struggle with living life as it’s laid out in the societal template (marriage, children, family) and a craving for “something else.”

You might say that in this 21st century women are under no “template.” I believe our ideas about life are still very structured, for both men and women, even in this land of the free and home of the brave.

Don’t believe me?

Tell your family and friends that you’ve decided to leave that steady job and [fill in the blank with your dream].

Let me know how they react.

Actor George Clooney chooses not to be married and is continually pestered about this fact. Why can’t we accept he’s chosen to be a bachelor who has the looks and fame to sleep with any woman he wants until they bore him then move on?

What’s so threatening about a man who doesn’t want to be married?

In 1992 Hillary Clinton answered the charge that she wasn’t a good mother and made headlines have arisen again as we question yet another woman’s role as female (Ann Romney).

Why did Clinton’s comment about not wanting to stay home and “bake cookies” ruffle so many feathers?

What’s so threatening about Hillary Clinton?

These are just two “something elses” in an infinite list of “something elses.” Why are there not more “something elses” going on?

Miller’s Female Characters

Miller’s female characters are attractive to me and very real because they deliberately or impulsively make choices based on this need for “something else.” They then must deal with the results.

Miller’s characters make perfect discussion fodder for book clubs – they make choices and you (and the characters themselves) wonder, “Should she have done that?” and “What if she’d just have . . .”

I don’t believe Miller is trying to create book club discussion points. Miller, a Sagittarius sun, probably struggles with impulsive choices versus stability in her personal life.

Sue Miller

Miller is sun in Sagittarius and moon either in Sagittarius or Capricorn.

Her Sagittarian sun is opposed by Uranus (exact), Mars and Saturn in Gemini. The Sagittarian sun opposed by Uranus and Mars in Gemini represents an impulsive and unpredictable nature. That Miller’s characters struggle with conventional life (high school, college, steady job and steady marriage), suggests her moon may be in Capricorn. Also that Saturn in Gemini may add to impulsiveness followed by guilt.

Except for a moon in Capricorn, Miller’s chart would be all air and fire, intellectual and intuitive, constantly seeking both stimulation (Gemini) and meaning (Sagittarius).

What is the “something else” that Sagittarians seek?

I was impressed with this article on the cognitive processing of liberals versus conservatives. The article states that conservative individuals seek “cognitive closure.”

In astrological terms, I see cognitive closure as relating to the earth and air elements. Earth likes to live in the realm of the practical and usually rejects the complicated because, simply, it’s complicated. There are bills to pay and dinner to make so who cares about the complicated situation in that country far away that I can’t right now see, touch, taste, smell or hear.

Air loves to categorize and put every idea in a chart or grid. Air doesn’t necessarily like it simple, but air would also want closure, to have every idea and stimuli labeled and tagged somewhere, at least. But I don’t see air as rigid as I do earth. Air likes to play with ideas and could live with cognitive non-closure until an idea found its rightful place in the master chart of ideas.

Water lives in the world of emotions and fire lives in the world of possibility and both require intense imagination. I see water and fire as least interested in cognitive closure for that very reason. Imagination is a flowing, non-structured state.

For an earth sign, cognitive closure is a cozy living room filled with comfortable furniture. For an air sign, cognitive closure is a puzzle of pieces that have finally fit together. For a water sign, cognitive closure is a stifling denial of the many feelings that don’t fit any pattern. For a fire sign, cognitive closure is simply a boring prison that removes the possibility of possibilities.

Sagittarius, the mutable fire sign, is known for its quest for meaning and what late-astrologer Howard Sasportas called the quest for the sublime. Cognitive closure to a Sagittarius is a brick wall that cuts off the view of “something else,” “something more” and “something different.”

Many of us get lost on road trips and worry about where we are. Sagittarius looks up the street and wonders where it leads.

Sagittarius is the opposite of a xenophobe; rather than fearing “different,” Sagittarius seeks “different.” Consequently, Sagittarians are often wandering and traveling to far-off places.

While Sagittarians, in their quest for meaning, often find their way into organized religions, Sagittarian is the one who is most likely to break the rules, regardless of how arrogant and smug the Sagittarian may act about its beliefs.

Sagittarius is the monk who knows to sit in silence but can’t resist the urge to chase the butterfly that’s just flown past his nose.

Capricorn, on the other hand, is social structure. Capricorn loves hierarchy and class and relationships based on rules and laws and regulations and four-way stops with stop signs and anything else that might be termed structure or infrastructure.

Stop signs are great to have at four-way stops so don’t dislike either Capricorn or its planetary ruler, Saturn. Once in Columbus when the power went out for five days, I not only yearned for functioning traffic lights, I vowed never, ever again to curse stopping at a stop light. Without those lights, havoc reined.

Now imagine a chart with this desire for “something else” (sun and Mercury in Sagittarius) and comfort zone of obeying authority and structure (moon in Capricorn).

That makes for a Sue Miller character, who runs out of her ordinary life, then back in, then out again (sometimes). Miller’s characters don’t disdain ordinary life; they simply hear the siren call of “something else” and heed the call. The characters seem to appreciate both ordinary and non-ordinary life but don’t know how to mix these two as they are like oil and water.

Miller, as author, makes no apologies for her characters’ choices. The characters are fully responsible for their actions, which is very moon in Capricorn. Capricorn does not care to either give or receive pity.

Miller’s writing ability problem stems from her three planets in Gemini (Uranus, Mars and Saturn). Gemini is more the journalist than the novel writer with a love of words for their own sake and language in general. With Saturn hanging about in Gemini, Miller can probably slash you apart with her words, if she chooses. With Gemini, words can also be misleading.

Sue Miller is Something Else

Miller has captured the complicated state of being a person (usually female) in a civilized society who feels the call of something else or something more.

Because she’s writing novels, Miller must present some resolution at the end. If she didn’t, her editors would probably force it, as many of us like cognitive closure at the end of an artistic work.

Miller the Sagittarius dares to tread in territory many of us avoid, the territory of unusual and impulsive choices.

Miller is something else.

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Blog re-post from September 25, 2011. Miss Ann is back in the news!

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This morning I read about the home-spun authenticity of Ann Romney, wife of Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney. Of course, checking out the horoscope behind the authenticity was a must.

First let me say I LOVE THIS. Watching politicians’ attempts to project images takes me back to watching plays in elementary school. You’re taught by elementary school not to laugh (openly) at others but still don’t have the maturity to restrain your giggles watching your friends trying to portray characters in a play. Their acting is terrible, it’s funny and you laugh.

According to the AP story, Ann and Mitt Romney were flipping pancakes recently at a political fundraiser. Mrs. Romney is quoted in the article as saying that she served pancakes nearly every morning before her children went to school.

I don’t question the authenticity of Mrs. Romney’s love of making pancakes nearly every morning for her sons…

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Republican Veep Fight Club: Condoleezza Rice

An OHA reader commented that “[Mitt] Romney is going to ask Condoleeza [sic] Rice to be VP.”

OHA made time in its busy schedule to look at the chart of the former National Security Advisor and Secretary of State.

In addition to these high and honorable titles, Rice is also an accomplished pianist. That Rice is extremely intelligent is clear.

Rice has also never been married (according to Wikipedia), which also attests to her intelligence . . .

Rice’s chart is almost entirely water with some air and fire and no earth. Mercury, Saturn, sun and Venus are in Scorpio while the moon, Uranus and Jupiter are in Cancer.

Mars in Aquarius and Neptune in Libra are air.

Pluto in Leo is fire.

This is one sensitive individual.

Scorpio is definitely a tough sign but also sensitive. I believe the revenge Scorpio is known for emanates from this extreme sensitivity. Cancer and Pisces are more openly vulnerable but Scorpio hides it. Scorpio obsesses then strikes out.

Scorpio is the detective of the zodiac who knows how to hide secrets and, thereby, knows how others hide their own. Scorpio doesn’t need a microscope and DNA evidence; Scorpio feels what’s going on.

Cancer is even more sensitive than Scorpio, easily hurt and not shy about shedding tears of both sadness and joy.

Cancer has the need to belong and loves family and other close, intimate groups.

Rice is not shallow. If she loves you, she is an extremely devoted and caring friend.

Now if she doesn’t like you, you may as well not even exist. With the Cancer in the chart, I suspect if she doesn’t like you it will show. Everyone will get a little treat with the holiday card but you. Your seat at the table will be the crack where two tables are joined. The raise you want has not been approved.

Don’t think she doesn’t notice every little thing that you’re doing and responding to it.

With Saturn conjunct sun and Uranus conjunct moon, Rice had an unusual set of parents, both controlling and unpredictable. Rice may be avoiding marriage not just due to her extreme intelligence but because her parents’ marriage wasn’t one that made her fond of the idea.

Rice does want deep, intense commitment but probably feels that others are either too controlling (Saturn on sun) or unpredictable (Uranus on moon). While she loves people and many love her back (moon and Jupiter in Cancer), she doesn’t fully trust another human being.

With a Scorpio, one betrayal signifies that there are 6 billion other people who might do the same.

Rice is suspicious but when you are past the gate, she would walk across Utah to give you a glass of water.

The lack of earth in Rice’s chart means that Rice isn’t grounded and prefers activities that provide emotional stimulation over activities that are chore-like such as washing the windows and fixing the house.

Saturn conjunct sun in Scorpio creates a person so disciplined they might be a military leader, yet there is not a true enjoyment of physical activity. Rice might spend three hours on the treadmill for the result it brings rather than physical enjoyment of the exertion. She might cook a fantastically complex meal, but only for the emotional enjoyment of seeing others share it, not for the physical sensation of preparing food.

Moon in Cancer does have its food issues, though, maybe even a little lactose intolerance.

Ohio Astrology Assessment

OHA gives Rice 10 stars out of 10.

Rice has proven herself a loyal and devoted public servant and appears to be a true Scorpio as there is no kiss and tell book out there with her name on it (unlike Dick Cheney).

Rice’s sun in Scorpio is conjunct Romney’s moon in Scorpio and Rice’s three planets in Cancer are trine Romney’s Pisces sun and Scorpio moon.

In addition, Rice’s Mars in Aquarius is conjunct Romney’s Venus.

If these were two single people looking to date, I would definitely set them up.

OHA gives Rice 10 stars because she would actually like Romney and support him from the heart. She also finds him attractive. The other candidates might have more support from the pocket (which holds the wallet) than from the heart.

There are two problems, both which this strong woman could overcome.

One is Rice’s Saturn (in Scorpio) conjunct Romney’s moon. Wow, this Scorpio thing arises again and again every time I look at the potential picks. Maybe the issue isn’t about Scorpio moon (Romney) doling out money but a problem with Romney finding a partner he can truly trust.

Both Rice and Romney are slow to trust. Romney may have mistrust of Rice because of her intense knowledge and possible possession of certain secrets.

Two is that moon in Cancer is extremely sensitive and the ugliness of one’s personal life being probed will be highly unpalatable to Rice (as it would to any normal human being).

If Rice does find herself in this position, she can talk to a Scorpio sun / Pisces moon combination for advice – Hillary Clinton.

If Romney and Rice could develop trust in each other and Rice could stand the probing of her personal life, these two could be a successful team. Not only do they share political views, but they might truly like each other.

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What do PowerPoint Presentations and Cars Have in Common?

I’ve always felt we are our truest selves when in our cars, alone. In our cars, battling traffic on the way to work, we dare to flip off others and make nasty, grimacing faces.

Would we dare do this at the grocery if someone bumped us with their cart?

Some do, of course, but most of us are different when physically ten feet away than we are when behind the power and metal of a car.

The car, then, is like our 4th house of a horoscope, our real self when no one is around or when we are around our closest family and companions.

PowerPoint, for those of you not living in the squares of a corporate organization chart, is a program created by Microsoft for presentations.

Oh, how people love PowerPoint.

My experience is that everyone believes himself/herself to have the best PowerPoint presentations. Everywhere you go the standard is different but each company believes its standard to be the one correct standard.

Sounds a lot like culture, doesn’t it?

PowerPoint is the presentation we show the world. PowerPoint is a mirror in which we look at ourselves and see our image reflected back. PowerPoint is the 1st house of the horoscope.

PowerPoint is the outside and our car is the inside of our personal selves.

Personality Assessment by PowerPoint and Car Driving Styles

Astrology takes years to learn as it’s an analytical exercise of math, geometry and synthesis of numerous points of data.

To make astrology easier, OHA likes to use real-life manifestations of astrological principles for easier assimilation.

Find below the style of PowerPoint and car driving and you’ll have an idea of your friend/co-worker/loved one’s 1st and 4th house signs. It may also be a good indication of sun (PowerPoint) and moon (car driving) signs.

The sun is our conscious self and the moon our reactive self.

POWERPOINT PRESENTATIONS BY SIGN

ARIES competes through presentations with lots of charts, large bold text and animated graphics. It’s the presentation that doesn’t load because of too much animation.

TAURUS is simple and to the point with one-sentence slides and simple, easy-to-understand graphics, like pie charts.

GEMINI is inconsistent and creates presentations where no slide looks alike or follows the same format. Slide ideas are not clearly connected.

CANCER tries to make the presentation personal by adding graphics that evoke feeling such as dollar bills in the sales presentation or cookies in food sales charts.

LEO uses the largest font possible, bright colors and charts that dazzle and amaze so that the lack of text and content is overlooked. It’s not about the content, stupid.

VIRGO creates the “novel as PowerPoint” type of presentation and reads each line to you. Virgo should avoid creating PowerPoint presentations and stick to novels.

LIBRA creates balanced presentations of charts, graphics and text. These are the presentations you envy in their beauty.

SCORPIO is careful what it shows in the presentation as it fears the revealing of secrets and subsequent loss of power. Charts may not measure data equally and may deliberately lead you to the wrong conclusion.

SAGITTARIUS wants you to think and wonder so look for charts and graphics that provide meaning and more questions than answers. The presentation is a guide to conversation, not a manual.

CAPRICORN creates presentations that meet exactly the corporate standards, down to the font size and useless header/footer graphics. Content is authoritative and there is no question and answer slide at the end.

AQUARIUS will rebel against PowerPoint and present in some program off the Internet. Content may appear to be from video game.

PISCES when found in a corporate setting, will create, uneven presentations that don’t really explain anything. Pisces has deep understanding of the content, it just can’t say it in a PowerPoint.

CAR DRIVING BY SIGN

ARIES is always in the fast lane, tailing you and trying to move ahead. If you pass Aries, be sure to look for Aries passing you in competitive return.

TAURUS is also in the fast lane but not driving at the speed limit. Taurus has one speed (always) regardless of lane.

GEMINI is weaving in and out of traffic. Gemini doesn’t weave to get ahead; it’s weaving because it’s fun.

CANCER is talking to the companion in the car. Cancer rarely drives alone.

LEO is passing you and letting you know that you are being punished for driving slowly. Leo also looks in the mirror a lot (at itself).

VIRGO is driving the speed limit because Virgo 1) follows the rules and 2) actually read the speed limit sign, something others rarely do.

LIBRA drives fast and slow, often in the same drive. It drives slow in the fast lane and fast in the slow lane.

SCORPIO is a focused, deliberate driver who does not tail or weave but gets ahead of you somehow.

SAGITTARIUS loves to drive fast because it’s sublime. It’s not tailing you in competition or to punish you; it’s tailing you because you’re in the way of the exhilarating ride.

CAPRICORN follows all the rules of driving and gives you a nasty look because you’ve broken a rule, whether you know it or not. Capricorn may be driving slow in the fast lane, but thinks it’s driving fast.

AQUARIUS is focused on the traffic patterns and has determined the appropriate speed and distance during these particular conditions so that no one has to break. The angry look you see on Aquarius’ face is because no one gets it.

PISCES is not really driving, it’s daydreaming. If you see a Pisces bumper sticker, just stay away as the driver is physically in the car but the imagination is not on this planet.

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